Band-Bajaao!!
The mobile phones emerged and so did the vella people who had all the time (& energy... [include 18-Rs-free-SMS-vouchers to be bought]) in the world to waste (caution: use euphemism).. calling.. swearing.. & irritating the ones having the fairer skin. Making them feel.... hmm... lets say 'important'. Okay lets not digress any more and save ourself from getting an earful (a fretting feminist should know that we are in the same team).
Lets see how the protocol functions.... :D
(At least) Two girls (we'll check that) would have to testify (we'll ensure that repudiation won't be a possibility) that a number is responsible for severe brain(s) damage.
In short, they'll (we won't disclose the names of the victims) tell us the number which causes trouble & related agony, and in return we'll float this number here in the upcoming issues with a potential Threat-Level.
It serves us in two possible ways......
a) Seeing this number we'd fish out our mobile phones and would try to attach a name against the number. If we get successful... the guy's public image gets mutated for sure (if not occurred a metamorphosis). How about a 'total-social-boycott'?
b) we know another unknown 10 digits we can miss calls from.
In case we spot a guy, we surely can send “get-well-soon” wishes through The Knol as well.
Some issues surrounding that:
If you get into a caller's head, you'll find a list of numbers (as his potential victims), now seeing his number afloat here, wouldn't he get berserk & would go after one with vengeance? – Would that be making the problem even worse?
What if the guy has a separate mobile number for this job (which comes alive at the dead of the night) – Do you really think someone can be THAaaaaaT Despo??
What if this guy delegates this sadistic role to a local friend who is not in our college!! - Well its nothing we can do about it. But nonetheless we'd know a number we'd not have to even care to pick up... ever... ever.
If you appreciate the idea (even when you don't) or suggest a change in the same (or maybe have a similar yet different & exciting one)... do post back. Post comment
1 comments:
dude... u got to be less knotty about the whole idea....
seems more like you have been personally traumatised by one such moron....LOL......;)
i doubt it...
but even then people doubted Plato n Socrates right...keep up the good work.
Swati Sati
IT Final Yr
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